Wednesday, April 28, 2010

3/25/10

Last day of Noosa (3/22/10) was pretty great. We got up, went to get some iced coffee (iced coffee here is two shots of espresso, ice, and a scoop of ice cream) and then Anna, Emily, Kelsey and I hiked up to the nude beach. It was the most liberating feeling I have experienced since dropping chemistry and becoming an English major. It felt much better though. We set up camp and I stripped in .05 seconds and sprinted to the ocean. It was cold but it felt great. The girls soon followed. We laughed and talked and I made sure to stare down any creepy old men that came by (and there were certainly a few). We walked back on a sandy path barefoot, had a late lunch and then we went to go see Men Who Stare at Goats. Hilarious. I've never had any sort of inclination to do acid before, but after watching an incredibly entertaining scene where they spike a military base's eggs with LSD, the whole thing doesn't seem quite so serious.

We went out for a couple of drinks afterward and Kelsey and I headed home and fell asleep at 9:30. Anna and Caitlin came home smashed and woke me up. Like..literally poked me awake. I was needless to say, fucking furious. I left for a few hours to go to the beach, and I didn't talk with them until I had to the next morning. Their version of events was slightly different then mine, but seeing as how I was not drunk off my ass, I ended up winning the argument.

We headed back to Brizzy the next day (3/23/10), hung out with my host family one more time. Then headed to Rocky (Rockhampton) the next day (3/24/10).

In Rocky we met Robby, our delightful host at the hostel where we were all staying. She showed us some phenomenal "Northern Hospitality". I loved the town (about the size of Marysville in Washington, with even more hicks), I spoke with a local bloke @ this restaurant called Nando's. He had learned about beer pong from his American mate. He loved it. We talked with him for a long time. He was cool. He worked in the meat processing plant in town (as well as Nando's) and he met all sorts of international people there. We talked a lot about different cultures and such before his boss came over and made him actually work. Lame.

Passed out early again and now we are headed to Rubyvale!

p.s.
trying to pee standing up on a bus is probably one of the most difficult feats I have ever attempted. I was impressed with my abilities.

(found scribbled on a loose piece of paper from my journal. Think is it about this bus ride):

Driving into a setting sun which takes up the entire windshield. A deep, fiery, orange ball 20 square feet in size, is where we are headed. Rolling bushland on all sides, tall grasses, sparse trees sprinkled like dandelions across the wide open fields.

Listening to pop-country on Kelsey's ipod and missing home. Loving where I am now.

A dusty orange sphere falling behind distant hills, brushing the high clouds with a soft pink blush. It ignites the low hanging clouds and I watch the embers smolder.
3/21/10

Last night we were planning to go out but after a day @ the beach/in the sun we were too pooped out to go anywhere so we bought a bottle of rum, a bottle of tequila, and 2 1.5 liters of passion/mango/orange/pear juice, watched finding nemo, and drank.

Our German hostel suitmates asked if were were Irish, we said no but asked why she would ask.

"Well," said the tall blond with a sly smile, "it is just...you are drinkeeeng so mauch. We just assumed..."

Moment of pride for us. Emily came into town while we were watching the movie and after we went over to the apartment peeps to ask if she could sleep there, we went to the beach again and the girls drunkenly chased the waves in and out by the light of a restaurant a block behind us.

Now, I hadn't had THAT much tequila...but I was feeling the need to relieve myself, bladder-wise. so I took a little jaunt over to the ant-bushes and (making sure I was facing sideways so as to not pee into the strong winds and risk self-splatter) peed freely into the night air. There is nothing quite like a cold sea breeze sweeping by your bait and tackle as you relieve yourself. What with the 2 liters of beverages I had to exhume coupled with the gale force winds coming at me, I felt as if I may just float away with the breeze.

Then I stopped peeing and felt how fucking cold it was. zipped that shit up in a heartbeat and ran back to the group to tell them to go in because it was cold out.

Since the request for Emily to sleep on the couch was met with....begrudging indifference, she decided to sleep w/ us in our concrete box.

Anna woke me up at 7:15 by putting her face about...1/2 inch away from mine, and staring at me. Since I didn't wake up she blew on my face and I woke up to Anna's eyeballs consuming my entire vision.

I wasn't pleased.

I had planned to go on a run with Kelsey early in the morning anyway, and we had gone to bed around 11:30 because we were still tired from last week, AND most of us were still on the 9pm-5:30am sleep schedule...but Anna was not my friend this morning and left after about 30 min later after some repeated tiffs.

Apparently she made a friend in the National Park and hasn't been back since 8 am. (it is now 7:30pm).

The run with Kelsey was good. She kicked my butt by about 5 min (on a 30 min run) we did abs later and it felt great to finally be tired. Haven't felt that way in 2.5 months. Caitlin, Kelsey, Emily and I went for a hike in the National Park after that. It was really pretty and the coastline path we walked took us through a nude beach.

It was a lot of old man dangle. It's funny how similar nude beaches resemble gym locker rooms. A bunch of 60-90 year old (looking) men wandering around buck naked without any apparent goal or purpose, looking like they own the place.

Emily wants to go back tomorrow. We'll see if the sun comes out or if it rains again. I guess the naked men will probably be there either way. Might have some stories to tell tomorrow.
3/20/10

We packed up camp today. It was a lot more work then unpacking it. But the bus Driver came about 1.5 hours early so we actually headed out a little before we had to. We unpacked again @ the storage facility, and then the bus dropped most of us off at the Roma street station. Kelsey, Anna, Caitlin, and myself took a 6 hour Greyhound to Noosa (Peter and Lilia were on the same bus) and we finally made it to our hostel in time for dinner (12 hours of more or less straight traveling).

We share a kitchen/living room with 4 other people. We live in a concrete box but the town is amazing so it's more than bearable. The other 6 kids here (from the trip) cut a deal with the resort to fit 6 people in a 4 person "apartment" for a discounted rate. The rate we four in the concrete box are paying. And the apartment is fucking sweet. Like...Giant leather couch and full kitchen, 1.5 bath, two double beds in separate rooms upstairs with their own balconies...sweet.

Stupid Kat and negotiating skills. We got to see their apartment because their train broke down so they had to take a public bus through the mountains and didn't know if they were gonna get there in time to check in, so we did it for them, before the office closed @ 8.

Sat on the beach last night and drank "wine" (is boxed wine "wine" if it tastes like over sweetened grape juice?) and watched the giant waves crash in. There is a class 4 hurricane that is supposed to hit the coast up North so we may see some rain and showers in the next week.

Had the best brekky of my life this morning: bagel with salmon and cream cheese, eggs with pesto, tomato, and some other greens all sandwiched together. Monstrous, but delicious. The cafe was super cute too.

off to the town/beach


The apartment crew - robin and + Zoe

Friday, April 23, 2010

Back in the U.S. of A.

Hey all, I got back to Portland a week ago, and have been staying at my girlfriend's house sleeping, eating, and taking care of a number of key issues that need to be taken care of. I have a job (most likely) and a house for the summer now, and I'm working on writing up all of the stuff from the last third of the trip. I have about half of it written in longhand and about half in bullet-point form. I'm heading back to Seattle on Sunday, where I will type it all up and get my pictures posted. They are pretty damn good.